does anyone have that reddit exchange screenshot where someone is like “what colour is this mouse??” and posts a mouse who is like in some sort of purple world with confetti around it and the top comment is like “it would be easier to tell if your mouse wasn’t at the club” . i keep thinking about & referencing mouse at the club and i cant find it
Here ya’ go ❤️🙏
yeah im a rotten corpse that forgot how to die. i have 0 lived experiences on account of the aforementioned corpse situation. job please ^_^
Realizing I can’t just shut down and push everyone away the second I feel misunderstood if I want to actually grow as a person and learn to tolerate discomfort enough to try new things and make my dreams come true with my own two hands
women with deadpan humor get behind me. a man is about to miss your joke and explain that what you said is not accurate
“on god’s green earth” is way too fun to say even when you don’t believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually
they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids
whenever i order food i get nervous that the doorbell will annoy my roommates so i turn it off temporarily and tell the delivery person to just knock. but then i get nervous i might not hear the knocking so i go sit by the front door a few minutes early to make sure i hear it. but then i get nervous that if i open the door too quickly the delivery driver will think it’s weird that i was waiting there so i wait an additional 10-15 seconds before opening it and feign that i just came down the stairs. i am built normal and socially average.
things are funnier when you’re in a good mood. **remembers i’m on the internet in 2025** And that’s a form of emotional manipulation.